"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual
I tried HomoSpecs once. Never again. I tried to watch Supernatural and literally every guy on that show was hot. Very distracting.
I don’t even remember my last bj. It’s been that long.
When the girl you’ve been having a long distance relationship with, with plans to move in with you, tells you she’s had a bf for two months. There aren’t words for how I feel. And this is why I try not to care.