Memento Mori

I'm from Chicago but I live in Florida. I like writing and reading. I wish I could draw but I can't. Any other questions, ask. I'll answer.

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cosmiclx3ve:

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"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

Omfg hhahhhahaha

I tried HomoSpecs once. Never again. I tried to watch Supernatural and literally every guy on that show was hot. Very distracting. 

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My future kid


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zaksphc:

My future kid

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asplashofburntpixels:

αχαχαχααχα

oh come on, if the guys you’ve been with don’t at least know the alphabet that’s a commentary on your choices in men to let go down on you. Not on men in general. 

asplashofburntpixels:

αχαχαχααχα

oh come on, if the guys you’ve been with don’t at least know the alphabet that’s a commentary on your choices in men to let go down on you. Not on men in general. 

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I don’t even remember my last bj. It’s been that long.

When the girl you’ve been having a long distance relationship with, with plans to move in with you, tells you she’s had a bf for two months. There aren’t words for how I feel. And this is why I try not to care.

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