Memento Mori

I'm from Chicago but I live in Florida. I like writing and reading. I wish I could draw but I can't. Any other questions, ask. I'll answer.

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asplashofburntpixels:

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oh come on, if the guys you’ve been with don’t at least know the alphabet that’s a commentary on your choices in men to let go down on you. Not on men in general. 

asplashofburntpixels:

αχαχαχααχα

oh come on, if the guys you’ve been with don’t at least know the alphabet that’s a commentary on your choices in men to let go down on you. Not on men in general. 

(Source: oneplanetonelove, via espressoandecstasy)

I don’t even remember my last bj. It’s been that long.

When the girl you’ve been having a long distance relationship with, with plans to move in with you, tells you she’s had a bf for two months. There aren’t words for how I feel. And this is why I try not to care.

thedevilisawakewithinme:

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.


I’d really like if they would bring him back.

thedevilisawakewithinme:

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

I’d really like if they would bring him back.

(Source: fivesos-fallon)

symbiotictoxin:

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

"In the name of the father *crack*, the son *crack*, and the holy spirit, I’m gonna whip the piss outta ya!’

symbiotictoxin:

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

"In the name of the father *crack*, the son *crack*, and the holy spirit, I’m gonna whip the piss outta ya!’

(Source: spiralingsidewayz, via nudityandnerdery)

Bored at work.

Bored at work.

yoshisnortscoke:

thats really hot omg

(Source: gifboner, via jen--bunny93)

I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.

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(via electricdaisycats)

amandaseyfriedsource:

Things get awkward on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

(via dark-tentacles)

reapersun:

~we’re all a little wounded and that’s okay~
(adventure time is affecting me a lot lately okay)

reapersun:

~we’re all a little wounded and that’s okay~

(adventure time is affecting me a lot lately okay)

(via bluueoreo-deactivated20140730)

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