One of the things I love about the internet is that it constantly reminds me that the world is full of incredibly stupid people. They believe everything they see online and they make the stupidest comments about the most absurd and unimportant things. This knowledge makes it easier for me to associate every person I encounter when I am out with the stupidity of the internet. Thank you internet.
It seems to be a popular thing to name children and pets after famous characters in books and movies. So, in that same vein, I’ve decided to name my penis The Iron Giant. And yes, it will,make you sad and make you cry to.
Fucking Tumblr. Every night I come on here. It’s like…”hey, here’s boobs and sex. Try not to get horny”. Well guess what Tumblr. I don’t accept your challenge. I will just let nature take it’s course. So….horny here I come. Am. Was. Always am. Damn you Tumblr.
“If you’re afraid you can’t write, the answer is to write. Every sentence you construct adds weight to the balance pan. If you’re afraid what other people will think of your efforts, don’t show them until you write your way beyond your fear.
If writing a book is impossible, write a chapter.
If writing a chapter is impossible, write a page.
If writing a page is impossible, write a paragraph.
If writing a paragraph is impossible, write a sentence.
If writing even a sentence is impossible, write a word and teach yourself everything there is to know about that word and then write another, connected word and see where their connection leads. A page a day is a book a year.”—Richard Rhodes (via writingquotes)
“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.”—J.D. Salinger (via callmeredhead)
My favorite part about this time of year: I can start watching The Nightmare Before Christmas. And I don’t have to stop til the New year. Which means when I’m walking down the street singing “What is this” and someone makes a comment I can say shut the fuck up it’s a halloween/christmas song you fucking douchebag. :-) that’s the all the christmas cheer i have.
honestly, do people just think people are hot cuz they’re famous? Cuz honestly, Sheldon Cooper is not hot. And if you say he is, it’s cuz he’s famous. And if you disagree, go outside. Stand there for like ten minutes. You will find your sheldon cooper. And he will date you. So shut the fuck up about not being able to find a hot guy. Cuz literally…75 percent of the male population is now dateable. and will date you. Congrats.